Shut Your Mouth Before I Fuck It.

Drinking orange juice right after you brushed your teeth:

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When you’re listening to a song and it stops playing but you don’t realize it and you’re just sitting in silence for ten minutes until you start to wonder why the fuck it’s so quiet.

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hellyeahleggo:

I go by the name of Lupe Fiasco



… is this real?



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sportzgremlin:

actually the medulla oblongata is involved with motor control, regulating heart beat, and other autonomic processes, not thinking, but because kanye is an ignorant jerk, ill just let him keep thinking that

^ Yeah, but it also functions the reflex centers of vomiting, coughing, sneezing, and swallowing. The swallowing part would explain how the medulla oblongata could relate to giving brain. But because you’re an ignorant fuck, I’ll just let you keep thinking that.

^Got em

^ did it on em

nigga tried to diss kanye and shit..terrible.

Oh shit lol

owned? I think so.



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